So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So much Jack, so little girl.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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