I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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