Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish i was in the wii world.
honey bunches of taint.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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