Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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