ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He did a backflip because drugs
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