Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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