We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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