The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
