would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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