i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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