Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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