he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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