I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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