She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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