I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
