This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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