i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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