Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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