I molested 6 butterflies tonight
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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