this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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