I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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