Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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