So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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