There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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