I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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