look no pants
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
