It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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