she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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