Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just wanna be euthanized
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