you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
There r osticjed everywhere
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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