ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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