i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think your dad took our porno
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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