I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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