I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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