i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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