I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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