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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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