i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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