Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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