what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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