It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
