North Korea, Best Korea!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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