Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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