so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Please don't give away my fajitas
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