is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
