EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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