hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
