It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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