As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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