shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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